The Bird and the Caterpillar

Nick told me a story, it's kinda lame, but kinda not.

So there was this caterpillar and he was worming around, "worm, worm, worm" and then this bird that was hungry and flying around, "fly, fly, fly" and then the bird bit the caterpillar's foot (OH NOES!) and then the caterpillar was all like "I WON'T MAKE YOU FULL DON'T EAT ME!" and the bird, being stupid was like "OKAY" and then the caterpillar and the bird were friends. One day the caterpillar went into his cocoon without telling the bird. The bird didn't know what to do, so he waited for his friend. Until one day, the caterpillar came out of his cocoon a changed man. He was a butterfly! The bird was like "Who are you? Where's my friend? Forget this!" and then he ate the butterfly...then he realized he had missed the butterfly and the fly was like "WAIT! LOOK!" and showed the bird the scar on his foot. And the world was happy again. so the moral of this story is that friendship made the bird more full than the caterpillar did.